Well, let me tell you folks, this ain't your momma's stand-up. This here's a wild night with the one and only Ron White. He'll be ripping those big names like they're just outta the oven, and you better believe there ain't no thing off limits. He's got a tongue sharper than a steak sword, and he ain't afraid to use it.
- Expect some serious laughs, folks. This ain't your grandma's dinner.
- Grab your bourbon, 'cause Ron White likes a good time.
- Don't be ready to roar!
Get your stubs now, 'cause this ain't gonna last long.
Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast
Ron White is a legend when he decided to destroy some of Hollywood's biggest names in his special, "Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast." The crowd was packed and ready for laughter. White didn't disappoint. He went after celebrities like a rabid cat, spitting insults that were both cutting and clever.
- His material was so good, it left the audience gasping with laughter.
- Celebrities couldn't get enough of his savage humor.
- If you want to see a comedy special that will destroy you, then "Burning Down the House" is a must-watch.
website Ron White proves once again why he's the Emperor of roast comedy.
Laugh 'Til You Cry (About Ron)
Prepare for a night of side-splitting laughter as we gather to honor the one and only Ron! This ain't no birthday party, folks. Get ready for some brutally savage roasts that will leave you laughing. Our lineup of celebrities is packed with punchlines sharper than Ron's poker face.
- Brace yourselves| shocking revelations about Ron's present
- Witness| the unveiling of Ron's most embarrassing stories
- Come hungry for| a night of pure, unadulterated chaos
This ain't your grandma's roast. This is a full-on assault of Ron. Don't miss out on this legendary night! Tickets are selling fast.
Gin & Giggles : The Uncensored Ron White Roast
Alright, folks, buckle up because this ain't your grandma's gig. Ron White's back with a fresh batch of jokes, and he's serving them up straight, no chaser. This ain't a stage for the faint of heart. Ron's going deep on everyone across the stage. You'll be laughing so hard, you might cry.
- Get ready for| stories about relationships,
- drinks
- in general.
Trust, Ron White ain't sugarcoating anything. This is the real deal, folks. Raw, uncensored, and hilariously offensive.
The Ron White Inferno: White Hot Heat
Grab your bourbon and get ready to cry, folks. Ron White is back with his new stand-up "White Hot Heat", and it's hotter than a firecracker. This ain't no family-friendly act, this is Ron at his most brutally honest, laying down truth like a hammer. He'll taunt everything from politics, and leave you in stitches. So grab your buddies and get ready for a night of pure, unadulterated Ron White. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Ron White: Roasted to a Crisp
Well, get this, the crowd were in for a treat when they brought out this esteemed comedian, Ron White. This took a turn for the hilarious. Those remarks cut like knives! The whole thing was a comedic frenzy as Ron White, the self-proclaimed "Tater Salad King," tried to keep his cool.
White took it all in stride, even when they went after his cigars! The best part was seeing his surprised expression as the roasters laid into him. It was hilariously brutal and I'm telling you, if you missed it, you were robbed